Yes... Boy wonder, but he never uses it except when he's an emo-fag.

Anyway... I never use LJ, but I guess thats a good thing since no one reads this...

Also... Pants you bitch get online!

Um... Sorry LJ... I forgot about thou...

Anyhoo... What's been happening to me lately?

Umm... Life seemed to be returning to normal... UNTIL I HAD TO PLAY A CERTAIN GAME WHICH SPARKED AN EMOTIONAL TRIGGER WITH ME AND NOW I AM DOING SOME CRAZY STUFF TO CHANGE MYSELF.

The reason I am doing this?
I feel lonely... A lot.
*Oh shit here comes the whiny fag*
Not lonely as in friends... But more deeper than that (The audience goes "Oooooooh")
Yeah, Sqwuib feels romantically alone... Most women he sees don't interest him... But what the hell is he looking for in someone anyway?
Besides... It's not like he would get far anyway... One little secret which Sqwuib has only told one person ever... Is he has a incredibly bad view about his looks.

Sqwuib sees himself as teh uglies XD

Umm... Oh I also auditioned for this musical thing... I didn't get the part but hey, I don't care I prefer VA'ing anyway ^.^

If you don't know who comradepants is... I should shoot you...
Anyway she's one of the most coolest people I've met and a few hours ago we were talking to one of her internet boyfriends... =P

Here are some segments with juicy commentary!

Cla$$ygurl= me,sqwuib
(L)= comradepants
Jordan= Jordan... >_>

Yeah… Just your normal introduction…

 

22/06/2007  7:32:05 PM  Jordan   hello

22/06/2007  7:32:16 PM  (L) cla$$y meet jordi abi

22/06/2007  7:32:22 PM  Cla$$ygurl  he cute?

22/06/2007  7:32:36 PM  (L)  hav no pix :(

22/06/2007  7:32:38 PM  (L)  so i dunno

22/06/2007  7:32:39 PM  Cla$$ygurl  aww

22/06/2007  7:32:43 PM  (L)  but he soundz cute!

22/06/2007  7:32:46 PM  Cla$$ygurl    i bet he look hamsome

22/06/2007  7:33:05 PM  Cla$$ygurl  jordan you talkin?

22/06/2007  7:33:14 PM  Cla$$ygurl  dont leave me hangin boi

22/06/2007  7:33:19 PM  Jordan yea lol

22/06/2007  7:33:24 PM  (L)  yea, cmon jordi babi

22/06/2007  7:33:29 PM  (L) i still dun no dat much bout u

22/06/2007  7:33:38 PM  Jordan what would you like to know?

22/06/2007  7:33:45 PM  Cla$$ygurl  how big are you?

22/06/2007  7:33:54 PM  Cla$$ygurl   ;)

 

I meant height at first… But I though I would play around with it XD

 

22/06/2007  7:34:08 PM  Jordan what do you mean by that?

22/06/2007  7:34:09 PM  (L)  :O cla$$y!

22/06/2007  7:34:14 PM  Cla$$ygurl  how tall you are

22/06/2007  7:34:24 PM  (L)  lol

22/06/2007  7:34:34 PM  Jordan lol

22/06/2007  7:34:37 PM  Jordan i'm 5 foot 6

22/06/2007  7:34:45 PM  Jordan i don't know how big that is in metres

22/06/2007  7:34:59 PM  Cla$$ygurl  aww...

22/06/2007  7:35:02 PM  Cla$$ygurl   thats cute...

22/06/2007  7:35:04 PM  Cla$$ygurl   your small

22/06/2007  7:35:23 PM  (L)  like a lil parrrrot

22/06/2007  7:35:28 PM  (L)  (heart emoticon)

 

PEOPLE WHO MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT DESERVE LOTS OF GOLD!

 

22/06/2007  7:35:29 PM  Jordan  yea i'm pretty short

22/06/2007  7:35:42 PM  Cla$$ygurl   do you get picked on?

22/06/2007  7:35:44 PM  Jordan  (hear emoticon)

22/06/2007  7:36:20 PM  Jordan  ha yea right...people at my school know better than to pick on me...i may be short but i'm tough

 

Uh oh… Looks like we’ve got a leb on our hands… >_>

 

22/06/2007  7:36:31 PM  Cla$$ygurl  do you beat nerds up?

22/06/2007  7:36:34 PM  Jordan  no

22/06/2007  7:36:38 PM  Cla$$ygurl  but...

22/06/2007  7:36:41 PM  Cla$$ygurl   nerds suck

 

Damn nerds… Oh wait… I am one… >_>

 

22/06/2007  7:36:44 PM  (L)  do ne chix flirt wit u :(

22/06/2007  7:37:14 PM  Jordan hunny don't worry...your the only one i want now and always

22/06/2007  7:37:20 PM  Cla$$ygurl  wat about me?

22/06/2007  7:37:29 PM  Jordan what about you?

 

Ouch… My non-existent heart

 

22/06/2007  7:37:34 PM  Cla$$ygurl  i...

22/06/2007  7:37:37 PM  Cla$$ygurl  i just though

22/06/2007  7:37:43 PM  Jordan  ?

22/06/2007  7:37:49 PM  Cla$$ygurl  nevermin...

22/06/2007  7:37:55 PM  Cla$$ygurl  you probably not into it

22/06/2007  7:37:58 PM  (L)  uh oh jordi

22/06/2007  7:38:08 PM  (L)  u hurt cla$$y's hart :(

22/06/2007  7:38:15 PM  Jordan not into what?

22/06/2007  7:38:25 PM  Cla$$ygurl  nvm

22/06/2007  7:38:34 PM  Jordan i'm sorry cla$$y

22/06/2007  7:38:42 PM  Cla$$ygurl  ot

 

I accidently pushed enter… AND THE WRONG KEYS  >_>

 

22/06/2007  7:39:09 PM  Cla$$ygurl  ^_^

22/06/2007  7:40:18 PM  (L)  so how do u like cla$$y, jordi babi?

22/06/2007  7:40:26 PM  Cla$$ygurl  i want im

22/06/2007  7:40:32 PM  Jordan i think she's nice

22/06/2007  7:40:41 PM  Cla$$ygurl  can we share you jordi?

22/06/2007  7:41:05 PM  Jordan josie?

22/06/2007  7:41:17 PM  (L)  i hav no probz

22/06/2007  7:41:31 PM  Jordan are you sure you don't mind sharing me?

 

Then we got a lil bit sexual ;)

 

22/06/2007  7:41:32 PM  (L)  its easier to get a guy to cum wit 2 chix neway

22/06/2007  7:41:40 PM  Cla$$ygurl  :-O

22/06/2007  7:41:49 PM  Cla$$ygurl  now i see why you lik her

22/06/2007  7:41:50 PM  Cla$$ygurl    ;)

22/06/2007  7:42:23 PM  Jordan well i guess if it's ok with josie then it's ok with me

22/06/2007  7:42:30 PM  Cla$$ygurl  koo

22/06/2007  7:42:37 PM  Cla$$ygurl  so...

22/06/2007  7:42:41 PM  Cla$$ygurl  how big are you?

22/06/2007  7:42:50 PM  Jordan  what do you mean?

22/06/2007  7:42:56 PM  Cla$$ygurl   down there ;)

22/06/2007  7:43:03 PM  Jordan my dick?

 

Yep… He’s really that blunt

 

22/06/2007  7:43:16 PM  Cla$$ygurl  you had to say it didnt ya?

22/06/2007  7:43:53 PM  Jordan it's about 7 or 8 inches

 

I… really didn’t need to know that… V_V

 

22/06/2007  7:44:04 PM  (L)  hard?

22/06/2007  7:44:18 PM  Jordan yea

22/06/2007  7:44:29 PM  Cla$$ygurl  who you thinkin bout?

22/06/2007  7:44:36 PM  Cla$$ygurl  me or josie?

22/06/2007  7:44:43 PM  Cla$$ygurl  or both of us?

22/06/2007  7:44:45 PM  Jordan both

22/06/2007  7:44:52 PM  Cla$$ygurl  oooh

22/06/2007  7:45:02 PM  Cla$$ygurl  what you thinking about us doing?

22/06/2007  7:45:11 PM  Jordan me

22/06/2007  7:45:13 PM  Jordan :P

 

My question wasn’t supposed to make sense… yet he still answered it >_>

 

22/06/2007  7:45:23 PM  (L)  *rollz eyez*

22/06/2007  7:45:31 PM  Cla$$ygurl   ok... ok

22/06/2007  7:45:39 PM  Cla$$ygurl   josie still wants to be innocent

 

Then we did more talking… and more and more… If Ms. Awesome wants to fill that in she can…

 

What’s this!?

*warning sexual nature up ahead*

 

22/06/2007  8:06:50 PM  Jordan what's the most you've done with a boy?

 

Well… I dunno about pants… But I dunno… I can never get a relationship past friendship… XD XD XD

 

22/06/2007  8:06:58 PM  (L)  arent u feelin lucki, jordi?

22/06/2007  8:07:01 PM  (L)  who, mi?

22/06/2007  8:07:05 PM  (L)  or cla$$y?

22/06/2007  8:07:20 PM  Jordan i feel very lucky and i was asking both of you

22/06/2007  8:07:36 PM  Cla$$ygurl   wel... i got raped at skool

 

Cue the drama!

 

22/06/2007  8:07:59 PM  (L)  Jordan yea :( she did

22/06/2007  8:08:09 PM  Jordan i'm sorry that happened to you

22/06/2007  8:08:16 PM  Cla$$ygurl  its alrite

22/06/2007  8:08:21 PM  Cla$$ygurl  felt good tho

22/06/2007  8:08:43 PM  Jordan he fucked you?

22/06/2007  8:08:53 PM  Cla$$ygurl  boy and girl

22/06/2007  8:09:07 PM  Cla$$ygurl  tey wer brotha and sista

 

Pants told me I could write for soapies.

 

22/06/2007  8:09:28 PM  Jordan  and what did they do to you?

22/06/2007  8:09:45 PM  Cla$$ygurl  its hard to talk bout it

22/06/2007  8:09:58 PM  (L)  Jordan u gettin turned on bi dis, jordi?

22/06/2007  8:09:59 PM  Jordan  you don't have to if you don't want to

22/06/2007  8:10:14 PM  Jordan no i was just wondering what happened

22/06/2007  8:10:26 PM  Cla$$ygurl  its okay if you are

22/06/2007  8:10:30 PM  Jordan  don't worry you don't have to talk about it

22/06/2007  8:10:55 PM  Jordan i'm not..i think rape is exremely wrong and cruel

22/06/2007  8:11:31 PM  (L)  i think its a turn-on..

 

We sound so messed up right now…

 

22/06/2007  8:11:31 PM  Jordan i would never have sex with a girl that didn't want to do it

22/06/2007  8:11:49 PM  Jordan  really?

22/06/2007  8:11:50 PM  Cla$$ygurl  keep talkin josie...

22/06/2007  8:11:53 PM  Cla$$ygurl   im gettin wet

22/06/2007  8:12:10 PM  (L)  Jordan   yea... the feelin of helplessness... its nice

22/06/2007  8:12:35 PM  (L)  Jordan and gettin beaten up during sex... good 2

 

Remind me to never meet a girl like that… *shudder*

 

22/06/2007  8:13:01 PM  Jordan  are you serious?

22/06/2007  8:13:48 PM  (L)   yeh...

22/06/2007  8:14:30 PM  Jordan  well...maybe i've been thinking about it the wrong way

22/06/2007  8:14:47 PM  Cla$$ygurl   wud you raep me jordi?

22/06/2007  8:14:57 PM  Jordan  would you want me to?

 

It’s not rape if I… Oh… I already said it… VVVVV

 

22/06/2007  8:15:06 PM  Cla$$ygurl  its not rape if i want it is it?

22/06/2007  8:15:25 PM  (L)  u cud pretend...

22/06/2007  8:15:29 PM  (L)  dats wat john did 2 me

22/06/2007  8:15:44 PM  Jordan he had sex with you

22/06/2007  8:15:51 PM  Jordan   ?

22/06/2007  8:16:00 PM  (L) we roleplayed

22/06/2007  8:17:14 PM  Jordan  on the computer?

22/06/2007  8:19:15 PM  (L)  no

22/06/2007  8:19:18 PM  (L)  in bed

22/06/2007  8:19:18 PM  (L)  sex

22/06/2007  8:19:21 PM  (L)  duh

22/06/2007  8:19:34 PM  Jordan i wanna have sex with you

 

This guy is so blunt… sheesh.

 

 

That will do for now… I’ll put part 2 up later… I need sleep…

 

 

To sit here wondering about my terrible life...
To gaze upon others thinking they have it better.
I often think... Why was I born?
I seem to think that I have it rough...
But I'm just a whiny moron.
I don't have it tough.
Why the fuck should I be depressed? Think about the kids in africa, sitting in a depressive state... No clean water or even a place to live AND HERE I SIT THINKING OF HOW MY SUBURBAN LIFE IS TOUGH!
Well I can go to hell, I should be shot just for thinking like this
And this piece of writing has kept me sane

Well a little bit anyway... Seems Sqwuib is in a very depressed state at the moment. This is all Sqwuib's fault and he probably should be doing something but he isn't. Maybe I should have handed the assignments in... ;-;

Umm... Nothing else new really... I love this jacket and that's about it... LOOKIE

That's me playing the invisible kazoo, what? You've never heard of an invisible kazoo? Looks like someone has an extra chromosome and and it's not me... (A biology joke AND a Snafu reference! WHERES MY EMMY!?)

O_O... There's a walkie talking going off... WHERE THE HELL IS IT!?
Oh... It's my brothers room, well... Shut up

Ahhh.... Shit... I have to do my biology assignment... BUT I DON'T WANNA... So many issues conflicting oh well... Even if this IS LJ I won't stoop to an emo's level. Lvl 2 FYI

I want holidays now damnit... And money... But I can go kill some ogres for money... When I create ogres of course which will be when I get my science degree which is never since I can't be bothered to do science assignments like my freaking biology assignment... See... I did a loop.

Why is my arm hurting... Owwwwwww it hurts to type... Josie better enjoy this!

Meanwhile Fillerbunny is staring at me with his awesome eyes... Seriously if I was a bunny and he was a little but older I would totally go for him  =P

Also... http://www.myspace.com/agoat read it... It is too funny...

and... I'll add more when I feel better

Well... I got some good news... Well good news for me. I finally got a new jacket, if you actually know what I'm like at school, you would know that I always wear my school jacket. Why do I wear my jacket all the time? Cos I'm retarded NEXT QUESTION

I should talk to Christopher again... And you know... Scare him off and never let him back.

Btw... Josie sucks cock  =P

That's right... Gwah... What does it mean? Gwah means gwah... Just like every other word I say.
Now none of that had nothing to do with anything but I had to get if off my chest.

Um... I want all these things... SO MANY OF THEM... But... The costs will be a lot... And if you know me... I'm not usually the wealthiest person...

I'm pretty sure none of you know who Christopher... Cept Comradepants but you don't know her either so we're stuck in an infinite loop of unknowing.

Anyway Christopher is an idot... no wait... Scratch that, he's a fucking moron. He's some guy I met on habbo hotel and I pretended to be a women to secure his email address... Well I would post what I said last night... But it was pretty disturbing... Even for me... Heheheh

Anyway... I HATE YOU ALL

Well... I accidentally missed one of my exams, YAY I'M GONNA FAIL... Unless my school is all nice and lets me do it later on.

Um... I'm bored all the time now... I want to go out and do stuff but I want to do it with friends and junk otherwise it will just be me and some pedophile who wants my body. Zombies... Someone started a thread on the VAC (voice acting club) about what to do during a zombie outbreak... Now since I love zombies and have like 20 plans... I thought I would share them. But now I actually want zombies... How cool would it be... I mean, killing kids could be legal now. ^_^

I'll add more when my life gets interesting

This place scares me... LOOK AT IT ALL!!!!

*whimper...* Oh... Right I forgot... No one will read this...

Well back to my noose